its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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