i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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