Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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