Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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