We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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