i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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