I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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