I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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