Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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