return my video game
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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