as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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