Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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