I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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