Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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