we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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