Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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