I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Alive.
So much puke
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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