ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We need to get me chipped asap
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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