I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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