my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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