I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
