I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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