i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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