Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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