FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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