I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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