He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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