Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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