Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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