why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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