Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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