yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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