Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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