Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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