I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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