do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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