My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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