Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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