Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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