Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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