Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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