How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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