My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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