so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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