I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
