Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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