Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He better not be in your backpack
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
My vagina is very pro this idea
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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