I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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