Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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