he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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