i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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