If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
farters have to be the big spoon...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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