Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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