So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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