i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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