How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
this hospital has no fireball
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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