i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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