we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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