Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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