I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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